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Interests: I teach 8th grade reading and these are stories from my day to day existence. I enjoy my students; they are certainly entertaining. Names have been changed to protect the innocent.


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Sunday, December 21, 2008

Muddled Meanings

I was telling my students something about drinking water. I don't remember exactly what I was saying, though, because Sexy Eyebrows Girl blurted out, "I like drinking bath water." I can't imagine what she meant to say, but it had to be something different.


Thursday, September 11, 2008

Don't Worry

A few weeks ago one of my coworkers suddenly felt sick during class. She ended up leaving class twice to empty the contents of her stomach in the bathroom. At the end of class she apologized for leaving them so suddenly. To comfort her, a sweet little boy in the back row called out, "It's okay, Mrs. Crocker. I have diarrhea all the time."


Tuesday, September 09, 2008

Not a Joke

  I read a letter to my students today. I asked them to write back. This is an actual response I received. He was not trying to be funny in anyway.
 


Monday, September 08, 2008

Hall Pass

Last week a young man came to my class late. He fished his pass out of his pocket and handed it to me as I was reading to the class. I unfolded the paper and saw this picture. I started laughing; he started turning a pretty color of pink. It was the most exciting pass I've ever received.


Monday, September 01, 2008

Recipe for a great school year!

   I created this bulletin board for the main hallway in my school. I am so proud of how it turned out!

This is the whole thing.


A close up of the chef that I drew (I used a picture I found on the internet to help me.)


The recipe cards telling students how to have a good school year. My colleagues helped me come up with the ingredients.



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